The Marathon Song and the mats you’ll need. At this point we have a few epics, some high-level blues, maybe even a respectable second set (!) of gear in the bank for “when we get into tanking someday”. But for now, F that man cause we’re a fury spec and this is MOGWAI dammit. We’re going to dps the crap out of this thing, need all the loot, and soulstone back to Stormwind.

But I digress. In order to really take it to the next level (#punsalwaysintended), it’s time for The Marathon Song. In order to truly master this one, we’ll need a few mats: 1. More beer. There are few things at a show that really kill the mood like running out of beer at the very beginning of a 15+er. Sure we could probably get to the bar and back before the end, but then we’ll miss all the build up. (Note: expert drinking required to farm this mat). 2. Less pee. Remember when we were talking about beer and how it really kills the mood? Well having to pee basically kills it, buries it, exhumes it, and kills it again. Pee before “Like Herod”. (Note: no skill required to farm this mat because it’s pee). 3. A good spot. Getting to the venue early certainly helps, but it’s all about maintaining. Maintain the spot.

With mats in hand, The Marathon Song is a breeze. It’s a breeze that lasts 22 minutes and gets you all jacked up.

Without wiping, please farm most of “My Father My King” from the 2001 EP of the same title above.

Tomorrow’s epic finale: I’m Gonna Post “Mogwai Fear Satan” Because Merlin Loves That Song.