Not American? Jetlag. Jetlag wakes you up at 4am and makes you feel like a champ. Jetlag makes you feel like you can rule a sleeping world. It tricks you into thinking that you’re a king among sleeping babies and absolutely nothing controls you except that 5am opening time at Dunkin Donuts.

Then in horribly cruel and painful fashion, Jetlag takes it all away. At 3pm you feel like mush and all those sleeping babies you once ruled become crying babies and you just want to pass out where you stand. Jetlag makes sure you know who the real champ is: Jetlag. Jetlag is the real champ and he does not share power.

It’s times like these that Deerhunter and their more psychedelic leanings are your only ally. That and Gandalf.